Season of Death

Froony, I hate you. No, wait, I love you. No, wait, I still hate you. Or do I love you? ARGGGGH. *gibber* ZIP! *boggle*

And now, for our review, brought to you by PK-brand popcicles... mmm, Aeryn-y.


-First, a random and completely off the wall comment... In the Undressed special, they show Crichton on... er, damn, I should know this... that pier... AGHH! The on in LGM3, whose name currently escapes me... anyway, I remember, some ppl were going, 'What's on that sign?' it hit me: the sign says ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! CATS strikes again! bwahahaha! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME... HA HA HA HA...

-The Rygel bit in the Undressed thingie was funny, lol. Especially the extreme close up (cue Wayne and Garth! WHOOOOAAA!).

-Having Pilot ask Ben at the end if Aeryn is *really* dead... roflmao... I literally fell off my chair laffing.

-Now, to the SOD stuff... Pilot looked a bit weird to me. Don't ask, cause I don't understand why. Mebbe my eyes are just funky today.

-Poor Pilot. Nobody will leave him alone... roflmao when he finally goes off at Chiana. It's like kids in the car: "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

-Grunchlk... betrayed? THAT YEAST-INFECTION FACED BASTARD!

-AHHH! AHHH! AHH CREEPMEOUT! EW EW EW EW! Scorpy ATE PART OF HIS BRAIN! ICKYPOO! nasty nasty nasty eeeeew... *gag* No BRAIN EATING!

-Wait, Scorpy's still in John's hed?! ACK! That's not KOSHER!

-New credits, new credits, NEEEEEW CREDITS! WOOP! I likey! Especially now that Paul Goddard, Wayne Pygram, and Lani Tupu are in em! WOOP! And no more 'Ayayayayayayayayyaaaa!' woman! And a *SHIPPY* bit in the credits! <THUD>

-DIE MISS CLEO! DIE! DIE! God I hate that commercial...

-Oh, so now they're putting the ep title at the beginning of the ep? Hrmm... dunno if I like this. Can't decide. Had bad day, hair falling out, fire at the dorm... Oh, look, another hair.

-FROONIUM POWERED EP! Thought I'd just scream that, because I *felt* like it. Nyah.

-Scorpy looks to be in better health than when we last saw him...

-...but, waitasec... weren't Scorpy's eyes *brown* before?! They're blue now! HUH?! IS this some sorto weird clue, or am I being paranoid and generally spastic again?

-Devil quoting scripture? I thought it was that 'Turn Turn Turn' song... who sang that? The Byrds? Oh, well, <snerk> anyway...

-Pimp Daddy Rygel HAS A PIMPIN FUR COAT! LOLMAO! Oh, dear...

-IS it just me, or did Rygel grow something of a beard? He's got some peachfuzz.

-Papa D'Argo, keeping them kiddies in line. Love how Chi and Jothee scream 'FRELL!' and throw food at the same time. Oooh, a match made in heaven...

-Scorpy Mind Control Grunchlk? Dowhatnow? And when I saw the spoilers, every one was speculating that it would be Aeryn... personally, I thought it would be Zhaan... huh. Froony done tricked us again.

-I have something written here that is unintelligible, but looks like it sez "Beauty qwee nauve". I guess John's gibberish is wearing off... wtf... beauty qwee nauve???

-Okay, how does Ryge know CPR? Oh, man, I am getting horrible images of Crichton teaching Ryge CPR after the incident in the flax, and it's not PURTY!

-If Grunchlk says 'Splendid' one more time... I will personally bitchslap him.

-His brains are scrambled? I am getting unpleasant images of scrambled John-brain eggs... weird.

-Zhaan is damn rightfully worried to do the Unity thang. I wouldn't wanna, either.

-Scorpy's talking to Zhaan... rutroh... wait, no, dammit, ZHAAN! YOU NO KILL CRICHTON! I PUT YER BELLS IN A SLING! Crichton, SHADDUP, yew dun wanna die, either!

-Ahhh. I-man and Farscape back on the same night... bliss... Oh, wait, yeah, where was I? Review! Right, right.

-"I want mackerel, I want tuna, Meow meow meow meow..." Mmmm, I'm coming BAXTER!

-Screw you all, I still love Stark.

-Of course... duh, Stark can hear the ded ppl... he's a starkira... akira? Starkieri? Oh, frell it. You know what I mean.

-Zhaan looks decidedly not good. Ayup. Not good. Don't bury Aeryn in space, dammit. We won't get a shippy reunion that way.

-Fight, fight, fight... flirt flirt flirt? Chi and Jothee are gonna do the nasty. I bet you 10 bucks.

-The whole "I'll rip your arm off" "I'll rip your cajones off!" "You wouldn't... would you?" bit had me rofling... okay, yeah, so sue me, I paraphrased. I don't have a photographic memory...

-Wow. I am *SNARKY* tonight. Bad day. Sorry. And I realise this point is TOTALLY unrelated to the show. Nyah, bite me. See?! I told you, SNARKY!

-That's a nice new scuba mask you've got, Tocot!

-Crichton speaks! Non-gibberish! HUZZAH!

-Hey, I just realised. Stark didn't pop up in the Undressed thing. Huh. DAMMIT, why not!?

-HARVEY! HE CALLED HIM HARVEY! Thankee, Froon!

-Wait, is Crichton chewing... bubble gum? Okayyyyy...

-Start the music and say it with me now, ppl... "MORTAL KOMBAT!" Can I get a HELL YEAH?! "HELL YEAH!" Woop! KICK Scorpy's ass, John, yeah, baybee! WOOP!

-Scarran?! WTF! Where'd he come from! FROON! You and your ka-waay-zeeee Scarrans! *looks around paranoid like* Froon has a Scarran fetish! *ducks* Anyway, *that* was unexpected!

-Ahhh, the power of cheese. Where's Mr. Giggles when I need him? *pout*

-Okay, when Scorpy made the 'mouth has 2 uses comment' my mind went to *very* dirty places. And, then, when we see him put his hand in his mouth, I went, 'Oh, EEEEW! He has to lick his own nasty-ass fingers!' But... damn you, Froon. NO BITING! Especially not biting off fingers! And accompanied by freaky X-files style music...

-Grunchlk double-betray? Okay, this guy must die.

-Okay, we need to stop giving Froony ideas in #farscape. I swear, he's been listening to us talk about what grosses us out. At least there was no icky icky eye-poking in this ep.

-Kitchen Sex! Chiana and Jothee did the wild thang on the kitchen table! ROFL!

-"Detonating Crockery"... ahhh, the possibilities...

-Grunchlk versus the Scarran... my money's on big, horsey, and fugly. No, not Grunchlk, the other fugly guy.

-Waitasec, I think I mighta missed something... when did the doc make Crichton better? I think I musta been distracted right about then...

-I swear, that Scarran is in bondage gear. We have some *very* kinky writers on this show... they must shop at BDSM R US.

-Grunchlk popcicle... the one you *don't* wanna lick.

-Officer whowhatnow? The other one, not Braca... I dub thee, Officer Expendable.

-The interons are mentioned again. Yay!

-Zhaan shows Stark who wears the daddy-pants in the family... er, or is that, Daddy-robes? Eh.

-"One plan at a time!" rofl... yeah, yeah...

-Okay, when we first see Aeryn sitting on her ejector seat throne, I freaked and thought that mebbe she would forget all her memories... and started cursing wildly.

-Zhaan? Aeryn? Unity? Unforseen. Big-time. Oh, yeah. Take that gift, Aeryn, dammit. TAKE IT! GRR!

-EEK! Scorpy wants Stark again?! NO! Stoppit! You will not take my fruitcake!

-AERYN LIVES! EAT ME! YES! BOOOOYAH! Her hair looks... different... somehow...

-Okay, wtf is this guy's name? Officer Cobran? Cochran? Well, whatever Officer Expendable's name is, he's got a creepy smile.

-hehe, I am getting Scarran hide leather seats for my next car, man. They withstand KNIVES! DOOD!

-Aeryn's wearing Space Go-Go boots... *snerk*

-"Zhaan did a unity-thing." hehe. Yeah, that's about as accurate as you can get... 'thing'.

-Crais gets to blow <bleep> up! I am liking him more and more... and he didn't buy Scorpy's line of bull!

-Is Scorpy really dead? Yeah, right. And monkeys'll fly outta my ass.

-Damn shame, for two reasons - Wasn't there, not fast enough, indeed. Do I need to detail my torture plan for Scorpy? It would take another really FRELLING long post to do... Don't frell with me, I've read about medieval torture!

-They're taking the interons? Hmm. Okay. Can you say 'future plot device'?

-See, told you that Scorpy wasn't dead.

-New... gammak... oh dear. *rubs her forhead*

-ZIP! ZIP! ZIP! NEXT EP! WOOP! OMG, did Aeryn say 'We can have sex right here'? EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! <THUD> <THUD> *<THUD>* Yes, my friends and neighbors, that is the sound of a shipper rejoicing, and then having a shippy little heart attack.

-TRIPLESUPERDUPER<THUD> OH GOD YES YES YES! I cannot WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK! WOOP! Betcha they'll get interrupted.

-They said it! The L word! AND THEY WERE BOTH ALIVE! AND NORMAL! (well, normal for *them*)! AHH! FROON! You're killing me with the shippy!

-Uhm, don't you like... not with two semi-dead guys... oh, that's so *goth*...

-Dammit, Aeryn. Life is short, babe... you gots him now, so frell his brains out while you can! *waggles her eyebrows*

-Zhaan? Dying? *freaks* NOOO! Dammit, we just got Aeryn back, Zhaan can't die! ZHAAN CAN'T DIE! *growl* Frooooony, I have a stick for you... I'm gonna HIT YOU WITH IT! Make Zhaan BETTER! *pout*

Okay. Yeah, thats my bout of spasticity for this ep. No MONKEY!s were harmed in the making of this review. Oh, a few died though. Hehe. Did I like this ep? Right now, I am, like, in shock... I can't decide yet. But, we had a happy ending! And by gods, we have needed one of those in SUCH a long time...

ahhh... Farscape weekly injections... *drool*

LBT, spastically off to chat! Toodles! Boogity! SCRAM! STOP READIN, WILL YA?