The Spastic Review Archive

Welcome to the archive for Lyme's Spastic Review! What's a spastic review, you ask? Well, every time a new episode of Farscape would air, Lyme would post a review of it with her impressions. However, as of December 2002, I am declaring the Archive closed. Why? Well, I haven't done a new review in nearly a year. I have lost the Review Mojo. I will keep the Archive up so that people can read what reviews are currently here, but I'm not expecting to do any more reviews of Farscape episodes as of this time.

Season 1

Premiere
 I, ET
 Exodus From Genesis
Throne For a Loss
Back and Back and Back to the Future
Thank God it's Friday, Again
PK Tech Girl
That Old Black Magic
DNA Mad Scientist
They've Got a Secret
Til the Blood Runs Clear
Rhapsody in Blue
The Flax
Jeremiah Crichton
Durka Returns
A Human Reaction
Through the Looking Glass
A Bug's Life
Nerve
The Hidden Memory
Bone to Be Wild
Family Ties

Season 2

Mind the Baby
Vitas Mortas
Taking the Stone
Crackers Don't Matter
Picture if You Will
The Way We Weren't
Home on the Remains
Dream a Little Dream
Out of Their Minds
My Three Crichtons
Look At the Princess: A Kiss is but a Kiss
Look At the Princess: I Do, I Think
Look At the Princess: The Maltese Crichton
Beware of Dog
Won't Get Fooled Again
The Locket
The Ugly Truth
A Clockwork Nebari
Liars, Guns, and Money: A Not So Simple Plan
Liars, Guns, and Money: With Friends Like These
Liars, Guns, and Money: Plan B
Die Me, Dichotomy

Season 3

Season of Death
Suns and Lovers
Self-Inflicted Wounds: Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda
Self-Inflicted Wounds: Wait for the Wheel
 ...Different Destinations
Eat Me
 Thanks For Sharing
Green Eyed Monster
Losing Time
Relativity
Incubator
Meltdown
Scratch N' Sniff
Infinite Possibilities: Daedalus Demands
Infinite Possibilities: Icarus Abides
Revenging Angel
The Choice
Fractures
I Yensch, You Yensch
Into the Lion's Den: Lambs to the Slaughter
Into the Lion's Den: Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
Dog With Two Bones

Season 4

Crichton Kicks
What Was Lost: Part 1
What Was Lost: Part 2
Lava's A Many Splendored Thing
Promises
Natural Election
John Quixote
I Shrink, Therefore I Am
A Prefect Murder
Coup by Clam
Unrealized Reality
Kansas
Terra Firma

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